SUNSLAYER - SUN PROXIMITY ACHIEVMENT SHIP
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Have you ever wanted something fast, but barely useful? Do you ever think to yourself, "I wish power mangement was a continuous struggle"? Well, look no further. From the people who brought you space gems like "The Penetrator" and "Cargo Cruiser", Bibco proudly presents their newest addition to the the "Meh" lineup of cosmic junk...The Screamer. She zips and zags. She zags and zips. She has only one battery and chews through energy like a chubby blind date at a buffet. This near useless, open air machine will take you to the stars...and possibly the morgue. Make other ships eat your space dust mere seconds before you become space dust. You'll struggle to scream while your lungs collapse at over 1000kph within the atmosphere, but fret not. The Screamer will do it for you with its built-in party button. Flip that baby on and say goodbye to reality as you know it as you slip into a Kubrickian hallucinogenic coma while rimming the speed of light in outer space. Feel your blood burst into flames as you plummet toward a planet's surface at nearly impossible to manage speeds in this sensory deprivation chamber of the stars. Take one home today! *no returns
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